Claims to be a federal investigator and to call him to avoid going to jail. I text messages the number stating that whoever it is and no matter what scam they are trying to pull and how busy they are trying to do so to just take a few seconds and look down at his Weinis. I then said "I'd be pissed off as well if mine was that small but at least we know that God has a sense of humor because only someone with a sense of humor would give them a male reproductive organ so incredibly small but scamming people isn't going to make that thing bro no matter how many people you scam. Except it. Except it. Life will be so much better for you as soon as you do that. Scammer with the absolutely incredibly small Wiener that is assured to always have every women you ever come across to say the same thing after having sex with you, "that wasn't even worth taking my pants off for ", you might want to look into a profession in the adult movie industry. I know what you're thinking how could you do this with something that doesn't amount to anything more than a fraction of a young child's pinky finger. Look, people have weird fetishes and I wholeheartedly with every fiber of my being think that you can make it huge in the adult industry with that thing that's never going to cast a shadow or make a woman moan between his legs. We will see what happens!! Everybody keep your eyes out for "Steve parker" in the adult industry. Hell, I'm rooting for the guy.
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