Indian accented male said, "Uh, this is David. I'm calling about your computer." I said, trying to sound innocent, "Well, there are many fakes out there. I'm not saying you are a fake, David, but I need to hear your employee I.D. number and I need the address you are calling from." . . . David tells me to hold on, then returns to read a long list of numbers very fast. I keep telling him to slow down and give me the "employee #" again. And again. And again, because the call is breaking up, because the other phone is ringing, because he's talking too fast. Happily, I wore him out. Ha ha ha..